Sandler Family Reunion – SNL

>>> HIRES YOUR HEINEKEN, MR. SANDLER. >> COOL. >> SO COLD! LIKE BILLY MADISON. >> I GOT THAT, THAT’S VERY FUNNY. >> IF YOU DON’T MIND ME ASKING, HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH ALL YOUR CHARACTERS AND STUFF? >> I DON’T KNOW, THEY JUST KIND OF COME TO ME. >> THAT’S KIND OF A LAME ANSWER, ALL RIGHT. ENJOY YOUR REUNION. >> YEAH, THERE’S LOTS OF SANDLERS HERE, IT’S A SANDSTORM. >> HELLO, MR. HOLLYWOOD BIG SHOT. >> IT’S COUSIN RING, COUSIN MAC, GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I HEARD YOU COMING, I WAS — >> IT’S BEEN FOR YOU.

HOW HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? >> TRYING TO GET MY REAL ESTATE LICENSE NOW, WHO KNOWS, WE SHALL SEE. >> GOOD LUCK. >> AS FOR ME, I GOT THE COURSE, VERY MESSY. >> SHUT UP! >> YOU SHUT UP! >> MAC, THERE’S KIDS HERE. OH, MY GOD, IS THAT MY NEPHEW SEAN? HE’S STILL AT THE KIDS’ TABLE. >> WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL? >> EXCUSE ME. MAY I HAVE EVERYONE’S ATTENTION, PLEASE. HELLO, SANDLERS.

> I JUST WANTED TO SAY, BIG HAND FOR RON BACON AND JANET SANDLER BACON FOR PLANNING THIS WHOLE THING. >> OUR PLEASURE. >> I’M NOT GREAT AT THIS, YOU ALL ARE DOING AN INVISIBLE CLARINET THING. IT DOESN’T MATTER. >> WE’RE SO HAPPY TO HAVE COUSIN ADAM THIS YEAR. WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT HIM BECAUSE YOU MIGHT END UP IN ONE OF HIS MOVIES. >> WHAT? I DON’T USE YOUR GUYS FOR MATERIAL. >> I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT, ADAM. BECAUSE NOW I SAW A MOVIE WHERE YOU PICKED SOMEONE WHO LOOKED JUST LIKE ME. I SEEN THAT ON THE BIG ‘OL SCREEN AND SAID, THAT’S ME UP THERE. >> NO, I PROMISE YOU, BOBBY BOUCHET IS NOT BASED ON YOU. >> I KNOW THAT, DEAR, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BIG DADDY MOVIE. >> NOT THAT EITHER. I CAN PROMISE YOU. >> I KNOW HAPPY GILMORE, THE CHUBS WAS BASED ON ME. HOW DO I KNOW THIS? A, MY FIRST NAME IS CHUBS. B, I HAVE A FAKE HAND. AND C, I’M A GOLF INSTRUCTOR. IT’S ALL IN THE HIPS.

YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME. >> ALL RIGHT, MAYBE A BORROWED SOME STUFF FROM YOU GUYS. I SWEAR TO YOU, I DIDN’T DO THAT A LOT. >> SHOULD YOU. EVERYBODY’S ENJOYING THE PARTY. >> ARE WE GOING TO DO THE KARAOKE NOW? >> THE KARAOKE IS CANCELED. >> COOL. ONCE AGAIN, SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION YESTERDAY. >> I’M GOING TO GO SAY HI TO MY MOTHER, WISH ME LUCK. >> HI, MA, GREAT TO SEE YOU. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE REUNION? >> THEY’RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU. >> THEY’RE NOT LAUGHING, THEY LOVE ME. >> NO! >> COME ON, MA, BE NICE. >> THEY’RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU. NO! NO! >> MA, STOP. >> NO SCLA! >> SHUT UP! >> WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP. >> HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> BUT THE DOCTOR SAYS IT’S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. ASSOCIATION GOOD.

> HOW ABOUT I SING THE SANDLER FAMILY SONG. I WROTE IT 70 YEARS AGO. >> NO, NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT. >> I WOULDN’T WANT TO DO THAT, I WOULD BE GREAT IF I DID THAT. >> I AGREE WITH MOTHER, LET’S TAKE A PICTURE. SNAP US. EVERYONE GET IN. >> OKAY. COME ON. STOP LOOKING AT ME, SHAWN. COME ON, TAKE THE PICTURE. TAKE IT. >> READY? ONE, TWO, THREE. .

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The Perfect Mother – SNL

>>> BABE? BABE. CAN YOU JUST LIKE GIVE ME LIKE A MINUTE? >> JULIA. >> DAD. >> LET’S GIVE MOMMY AND GRANNY A MINUTE. >> THANK YOU. >> YEAH, OF COURSE. >> THERE YOU GO. >> MOM. I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT. >> DID WHAT, HONEY? >> RAISED ME WITHOUT GOING INSANE. I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. I’M A MESS. BUT YOU. YOU WERE JUST LIKE A PERFECT MOTHER. >> NO, I WASN’T. >> YES, YOU WERE. YOU WERE ALWAYS SO CALM AND SWEET WITH ME. >> THAT’S BECAUSE EVERY MOMENT WAS A JOY. >> . SLEEP! >> I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER YOU EVER YELLING AT ME. >> HOW COULD I YELL AT THIS FACE? >> OH, MY GOD, LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THE TV! DID YOU JUST PUT PAINT ALL OVER THE TV? >> I JUST NEED A BREAK SOMETIMES. LIKE I’M COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED. DID YOU EVER FEEL LIKE THAT? >> IF I DID, I DON’T REMEMBER. ♪ HAPPY BIRTH ♪ >> I CAN BARELY MANAGE TO TAKE A SHOWER EVERY OTHER DAY. BUT YOU WERE ALWAYS SO PUT TOGETHER. >> ENJOYING THE SHOW, CHERYL? >> HELL, NO. >> YOU WERE PERFECT. I MEAN, EVEN WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HATE YOUR MOM, YOU WERE GREAT.

YOU NEVER JUDGED ME. YOU NEVER PRIED. >> WELL, IT WAS NONE OF MY BUSINESS. >> COMPARED TO YOU, I FEEL LIKE I’M NOT GOOD AT THIS. >> YOU ARE EVERY BIT THE MOTHER I WAS AND THEN SOME. MAYBE YOU FEEL LIKE THIS INSIDE, BUT OUTSIDE, YOU COME ACROSS AS SO RELAXED. >> WELL, I TRY NOT TO GET WORKED UP ABOUT THE LITTLE STUFF. >> WHY DIDN’T YOU PACK THE GODDAMN GIRAFFE? >> YOU SAID, “PACK A TOY!” >> I MEANT A GIRAFFE! >> YOU SAID — >> SHH. >> HEY, BABY. >> IT SEEMS LIKE YOU AND NICK STILL FIND TIME TO, YOU KNOW. >> MOM. I’LL JUST SAY THAT IN THE BEDROOM WE ARE STILL VERY MUCH A MARRIED COUPLE.

> SORRY. >> YOU ARE DOING AN AMAZING JOB. JUST REMEMBER TO CHERISH EVERY MOMENT. BECAUSE EACH DAY WITH YOUR CHILD IS SPECIAL. >> NICK, CAN YOU COME HELP ME? SHE BLEW OUT HER DIAPER. >> WHAT? >> SHE HAS ALL THE WAY UP HER BACK. >> OH, THAT’S UP TO HER NECK. >> AND EACH DAY YOU’LL EXPERIENCE SOMETHING NEW AND WONDERFUL. >> DR. KLEIN, MY DAUGHTER ATE TWO CRAYONS. >> NO, FIVE. >> SORRY, FIVE CRAYONS. DO WE NEED TO BRING HER IN? >> THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED TO HEAR. SEE? YOU ARE A PERFECT MOTHER. >> SO ARE YOU, HONEY. YOU HAVE POOP IN YOUR HAIR. >> OH. .

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